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Let's cast a scene movie
Topic Started: Apr 24 2017, 07:22 PM (436 Views)
strx10
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If there was a scene movie, who would you cast to play certain sceners? Do as many as you want and you may pick any actor/person/whatever living or dead. I'll start:


ETHAN SLURPEE as THE CLAW

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clawx
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Richard Pryor plays Damien C.
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portnoyd
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Patton Oswalt as SHAIN.
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GENE WILDER AS PORTNOYD.
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Nicholson as Lisker
The main cast of the Big Bang theory as mostly everyone else
John Goodman as claw
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clawx
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there will be no goddamn big bang theory in my scene movie god damn it.
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shunshun
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Robert De Niro as a grizzled Strx, selling old video game consoles and collecting arcade cabs.
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I guess we go Jon Lovitz playing sappy by default.
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Reverend Crush
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Michael Cera as edsel.

Agreeing with Strx, Ethan as Claw.

Terry Crews as a race-swapped Port.

There may be a way to include the Big Bang leads without trashing the integrity of the movie; they all make cameos as random NintendoAge hoarder-trolls arguing about foam blocks.
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There may be a way to include the Big Bang leads without trashing the integrity of the movie; they all make cameos as random NintendoAge hoarder-trolls arguing about foam blocks.


Best part of the movie
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Bratwurst
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Claw - John Wayne Gacy

Strx10 - Terminator/Aliens Michael Biehn aka Reese/Hicks

DamienC - Lorenzo Music/Bill Murray voicing a computer animated cat that breathes heavy all the time

Reverend Crush - Someone off camera holding and waving around perler bead sprite art of that ghost character in a trenchcoat glued to a popsicle stick

shunshun - Geena Davis

calgone - Bond era Sean Connery

edsel - 1980s/90s Fabio but at opportune moments he phases into goose-collided-with-face-Fabio and then back

Portnoyd - Ghostbusters era Dan Akroyd

Bratwurst - Only Anthony Hopkins ala Silence of the Lambs would do me justice
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clawx
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i dont want to be played by a dead boy raping serial killer brat...
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Reverend Crush,Apr 25 2017
03:49 PM
Terry Crews as a race-swapped Port.

Oh sweet jesus yay. I'll go black and never look back.
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Sir MuffRaider The Great
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Easy.

Claw - Ralphie May
Edsel - Corey Feldman


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hey hey hey.


edsel is played by jack osburne and thats final.
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