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Topic Started: Apr 29 2017, 01:56 AM (246 Views)
Evil_Spock
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Jizzlord
FUCK.
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clawx
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haha your old.
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portnoyd
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WET NOSE
The sad part is most of us here are less than 10 years removed from that age. I have 3 to go. AND YOU CAN RIP THEM FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS.
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clawx
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hahah your all old.
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Killer_of_kids
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I think I'm 31. I forgot my age the other night when I was thinking how old I'll be in july
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calgone
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Condolences to all of you.

The other day I was watching the NFL draft and thought my brain was broken when they flashed the stats for the safety the jets drafted. It showed date of birth as 7-2-96 and I thought "that's not right, a kid born in 1996 isn't old enough to be graduating col....oh shit I'm old"
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I'm not even 30, but I feel the same way about NFL players and 'professional' athletes in general. I guess that really is the biggest sign of age. Condolences Mr. Spock. Condolences.
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Bratwurst
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A guy in my neighborhood is 86, lost his wife of 50 something years to dementia just a few weeks before Christmas last year, and had to put his dog down a month ago. I run into him in the mornings during my daily exercise run of a few miles because he lives at the end of the main road. Dude's pretty upbeat and always has something interesting to talk about, his goal now is to live to 90 and not give a fuck after that.
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clawx
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shut up edsel.
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DamienC
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I just like how everyone younger than me looks like a toddler now.

Also unprompted and unjustified contempt for teenagers having fun. I just can't help it.
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portnoyd
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DamienC,Apr 30 2017
10:56 AM
I just like how everyone younger than me looks like a toddler now.

Also unprompted and unjustified contempt for teenagers having fun. I just can't help it.

Seriously, people are either 50+ to me or 19.

To your point, I was getting gas on Friday and there was a shitball hatchback getting gas full of young kids who looked like they were fucking off because they could. For no reason at all, I hoped a meteor would fall and blow them to pieces while I stood there. It's not even because they were young and I'm not. I guess I just didn't want them to exist. Get off my lawn/plane/planet/universe.
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Killer_of_kids
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DamienC,Apr 30 2017
09:56 AM
I just like how everyone younger than me looks like a toddler now.

+1
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Evil_Spock
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Killer_of_kids,Apr 30 2017
08:31 PM
DamienC,Apr 30 2017
09:56 AM
I just like how everyone younger than me looks like a toddler now.

+1

+1 again.

Anyone under 30 looks like a teenager.

I go by the socially acceptable dating age equation = Half my age +7 = 27. That's not a non sequitur, I'm going somewhere with that math.

There was a girl at Walgreen's I liked, understatedly good-looking, really witty and sarcastic... and she looked like she could be late 20's? Or not? I CAN'T TELL ANYMORE. But since I'm open to late 20's candidates, I decided to take a shot. Said "Hey you know, you're really funny and easy to talk to. Is it cool if I give you my number?" (something like that).

She's like "Well, just so you know, I'm 19 yrs old..."

I threw my container of Paul Mitchell Hair Shaping Cream at her face and ran as fast as I could for the door, then cried in my bedroom all weekend. OK not really, but holy shit... I thought b/c of her sarcastic style and references that she was a 90's kid for sure. Now, not only do i feel old af, I am in constant danger of being a creepy old F by accident... until Google invents a contact lens that features a built-in HUD like The Terminator, so I can scan potential mates.

FM [increasingly tenuous grasp on] L
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