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Topic Started: Aug 13 2017, 03:48 PM (80 Views)
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Portnoyd once fought forty four ninjas while blindfolded

Portnoyd proposed to Ms. Portnoyd while dressed up in Spider Man underoos.

Portnoyd can do the Charleston but not the Can Can.

Portnoyd can smoke 82 cigars at the same time.

Portnoyd loves you.
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I do indeed love all of you.

I love clawx2,000,000 most of all.
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portnoyd loves Transformers Pretenders.


portnoyd once pooped a turd so large that it was as big as his arm.

portnoyd would made a snowman out of poop. a poop man if you will.


portnoyd likes feces.
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clawx,Aug 13 2017
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portnoyd once pooped a turd so large that it was as big as his arm.

Funny (?) story. A friend of mine in college told the story of Forearm Man. So in his dorm, every so often, they'd go into the bathrooms (communial) and on one of the stalls, there would be a sign that said "FOREARM MAN HAS STRUCK AGAIN". Inside, was the biggest turd you'd ever see and, true to its name, it would be as thick as your forearm and almost as long. They never unmasked Forearm Man but he did his business 3-4 more times (I think) that year and then faded into the ether. It was a freshman only dorm so the perpetrator had likely moved on and so did my friend, so if he was a RA or something, there was no one to watch for his strikes.

Yeah.
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Forearm Man, we hardly knew ye.
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